POV: Markus

"I'm here, boys," we heard her say, coming through the door.

We both went right to the door and met her.

"There's my two twin brothers," she greeted us, setting her bags down. "This is a nice apartment you have here."

"Thank you, sis," I said, before hugging her. "Oh, I missed you."

"So did I," he whined.

"I know you did, John," she added, before hugging him too. "Oh, both of you have gotten bigger and older. You're eighteen now and living out on your own, but together here. That's good you're adulting and liking being together, right?" she asked, before backing away.

"Um, yes," we both answered.

We had to glance at her for a moment, but no one said a word.

"Are you two gonna stop staring and show me to my room?"

"Oh, yes, sis," we both said, before grabbing her bags.

We escorted her to her room and set them down on the bed.

"So, which one of you do I owe for stealing your room?"

"Me," John replied.

"Well, thank you," she said, before pecking my cheek. "I love you just a little bit more now," she giggled, prior to glancing at me. "I'm kidding. Well, do you mind giving me a few minutes?"

We both nodded and left her alone. Sure enough, we both felt some spark or something, but we didn't speak of it until we got out of her earshot.

We sat down on the couch and glimpsed at each other. "Dude, did you notice how... big she got?" I asked.

"You mean her breasts, right?"

"Yes, dummy. When Abby left for college, they were like half that size. I mean, damn, I felt weird hugging her."

"I know, I kind of got a..." he attempted to confess, covering his crotch.

"Well, it's nothing to be ashamed of, John; we're virgins and never even had a woman with such big... boobs talk to us, let alone, hug us."

"Well, she's our older sister, man, it's fucked up to feel this way, right?"

"Yeah, but we both saw her; she like blossomed. Is that the right word?"

"I'd say yes, it is. What would she say about this, though? I mean, wouldn't she be repulsed?"

"Maybe, but on the other hand, we're both well aware of this turn of events. Maybe if we both told our sister, maybe she wouldn't see it as a big deal."

"What?" he asked, getting up on his feet. "No, we can't tell after seeing for the first time in a year that we might just have a thing for her. She's our loving sister, but it's still out of the question. Even if it is true, we'd like to bone our sister, we can't. It's incest, and it's wrong. Besides, we're virgins, and what if we couldn't please her?"

"Well, that's just it; who better to lose it to, huh? So, we can learn the ropes and maybe get girlfriends, John. We want to make her an aunt someday, don't we? We don't have parents anymore, so she's the only family we have. We get closer to her through that; maybe we'd be able to give her a niece or nephew sooner."

"Whoa, we're barely adults and can't drink yet; you want to talk about having kids?"

"Okay, maybe not yet, but you get my point, right?"

"No, actually, I don't."

Then we heard footsteps. "Hello, boys, I'm gonna take a shower now."

"Okay, sis," John replied, before going to her. "Welcome back, and now I'm gonna go get us some food."

"Oh, thank you," she said, before hugging him. "I'm starving and I feel a giant hole down there I need to be filled."

We both shook off her phrasing, and then she backed away. "Thanks again for putting up your older sister for a few days."

"Your welcome," we both answered.

She was about to turn around, and suddenly her towel fell. "Shit," she whined, lowering herself down.

From one second to the next, we both got a view of her fully naked body. Needless to say, she made the sale for both of us again even if it was wrong.

"Damn towels," she said, putting it back on. "You didn't want to see your sister naked; I'm sorry."

"That's okay, sis," John said, before skedaddling.

'As if you just wanted to deny that you wanted her, dumbass,' I thought, before going to her. "It's okay, Abby. He's the more immature one of us."

"Okay then, well, I'll be in the shower," she mentioned, before going into the bathroom.

As soon as she was out of sight, I rubbed my face. "Holy shit, she was hot as hell. Those melons were... I don't even know. Wow, sis, you're like a supermodel," I muttered, before feeling my cock. "And wow, you got me hard."

Then I heard the shower going, and I peeked at the door. "You didn't even close it all the way; are you kidding me? You're naked in there showering right at this very second," I mentioned while eyeballing the door. "Dare I take a glimpse? It'd be so disrespectful of her, but wow she's stunning. As soon as I felt her boobs on my chest the spark was just there. I've seen incest porn, so maybe that's what leads to this," I mumbled, prior to coming to it. "Maybe it's wrong, but I want to get into the shower with you. Maybe we can get clean together. I have a lot of cum I want to give you, sis. I know John wants to too, but I think he's gonna pussy out and not say anything. I'll say it, sis. Maybe it's easier said out here where you can't hear it, but I'll tell you in due time. Well, you're only gonna be here for a few days, so I gotta tell you while you're here," I rambled, before a gap. "Well, if I am, what's the harm in taking another look at her? It's not like I'm just peeping on her for no reason. I fully intend on telling her that I'd like to get with her, so..."

I tried to comprehend the whole thing so I didn't have to feel guilty, but sure enough, it was slow going. I knew there was something I wanted, but I couldn't just take it.

"Oh, fuck it," I moaned, before cracking open the door.

From one second to the next, I got a view of her. "And there you are, sis, all five foot ten inches of you and those moneymakers. You didn't even close the shower door all the way either. WTF? Was that an invitation to see you? You didn't close the bathroom door all the way, or the shower door. That's gotta mean something, doesn't it," I mumbled, before feeling my cock once again. "You've made me harder than ever, sis. I love and respect you, but shit, you made me want you by being so hot and letting me feel those jugs on my chest too. I'm only human, you know? You're soaping your body and getting every spot too. How sexy and responsible? I want to break out my wood badly, but I can't."

I couldn't bring myself to do that, but watch her shower. I knew there was no getting out of the fact that I was a voyeur, and it was wrong, but once I saw her, I threw caution to the wind somewhat anyway.

I swallowed more times than in the past month. I just kept myself on my toes and paced myself the best I could both physically and mentally. I sweated my ass off and still tried not to yelp, but after a few more minutes, I noticed her hand dropped to her cunt.

"What are you doing, sis?"

She leaned back on the wall, but I could still see her.

"You're masturbating, Abby; are you kidding me?"

She wasn't and actually played with her snatch as she didn't pay  attention to the door. She kept her eyes closed and put on quite the show. Whether I liked it or not, seeing her masturbate only made me want her more.

"Oh, yes, sis, make yourself the sexiest woman in the world. It might be wrong, but I'd love to masturbate with you. I'd let you see all the white stuff, and I'd give some if you desired. I don't know, you might want it. I wouldn't judge you; I'd hope you'd do the same. If you could squirt, I'd love all your juice all over me. We could wash each other in the shower and you know be good siblings. Naughty, but still good too."

Once again, I couldn't resist the urge to feel my pecker. It was harder once again and it only made the temptation too much. I bit down on my bottom lip and closed my eyes for a few seconds. Nevertheless, I couldn't turn down the nerve to take my dick out.

"Oh, it's so hard, and it hurts, sis," I murmured, stroking it. "I want to stick down your throat so much now and shoot my load down your throat. I'm sure you're highly sexually experienced and quite used to it, aren't you?"

I had no idea in reality, but I turned the page and invented her backstory, so to speak. With her still being so distracted, I couldn't help it, so I was defenseless. With that in mind, I even opened the door a bit more to see her better.

I stepped onto the incest train and rode it no matter where it was going. I jacked off like there was no tomorrow and I'd never see her again. I knew that wasn't true, but it posed one hot scenario, though.

"Oh, yes, fuck, Rex, stick it in there deep," she let out.

"Who is Rex?" I whispered.

I had no idea, but she didn't say anything else. Yet, I knew who was on her mind then. That still didn't make me stop yanking my member, because I found a new sexual element and couldn't resist, but to explore it all I could.

After a few minutes, I closed my eyes from time to time. Abby had her toll coming upon me, and I needed to deal with it the best I could. Yet, it wasn't the best idea to ever close my eyes just in case she opened her eyes to catch me.

Nevertheless, all of this was new, and I still needed to deal with it the best I could. Still, the prize got the better of me, so I masturbated even faster and got the rawer effect. It was fucked up and a little painful, but better.

Although, then I suddenly heard the water turn off. I quickly opened my eyes and saw my sister reaching for her towel. I felt my heart beating a million miles a minute, but it appeared she didn't see me.

So, I calmly closed the door and made my way back to the living room. I knew if I was in my bedroom, it'd look suspicious. I wasn't sure how long she'd be after that, but I still felt like I just stole money from her purse or something.

I calmed down a little bit in the ten minutes she took to come back out, but I was still on the edge. Anyway, she came out in just a towel still and I tried not to look at her. I had the 'WTF' face plastered all over my face, but she was in the kitchen.

"Hey, do you got any... well, no, you're underage," she giggled, coming back out. "I was about to ask if you had any beer."

"Um, no, I'm afraid not."

"What's wrong?" she asked, sitting next to me. "You seem uneasy."

I couldn't answer or even look at her. She made herself one hot chick I wanted to nail, but suddenly when I had the chance to spill my guts, I couldn't.

"Is this about you watching me in the shower?"

I chomped down on my bottom lip and widened my eyes as much as possible.

"What, did you think I didn't know?"

"Um, yes?"

"Was that a question?" she laughed, before pecking my cheek. "What, are you interested, Markus? I mean, in me? Have you not seen me in so long, and you like what you see all of the sudden? Have you not had a woman bere?"

I still couldn't utter an answer.

"Did you see something you liked in there? Like my boobs?" she asked, taking off her towel.

I began sweating bullets once again and felt my load practically begging to come out too.

"Well, incest isn't a whim, is it?"

"No."

"Do you want to feel them, dude?"

"Yes, but..."

"But what?"

"You're not mad, are you?"

"Yes, a little bit. You know, I might love you," she responded, pushing me a bit. "But I still deserve some privacy, don't I? I'm not gonna rip your head off, though, but I should. I'm not gonna call you a name either, but don't do that to another woman. Got it? Women deserve not to be peeped on, dude. Even if you have a crush, it's still not acceptable. Do you fucking understand?"

"Yes, I'm sorry, sis."

She grinned and hugged me completely naked. All I could do was react, which came in the form of jerking around and my systems going into overload. Her melons came onto my arm and it felt so good that it hurt.

I managed not to cum when I watched her before, so it was all locked and loaded. With that move, she made it all too much for me. So, it came busting out like mad. Even with my shorts and boxers still on, she made it happen.

I felt the greatest orgasm I could imagine, and even after I was done shooting, I still the emotional tick come upon me as she stabbed me with them, but in a good way. She let me have a moment as I lied back, but after that moment, she leaned on me.

"This is the part where you hug me back, dude."

"Holy shit, I'm sorry," I apologized, before following her order.

We held each other for a moment, but after that, she came to kiss me. I didn't expect that, but she did it. I didn't kiss her back, but she didn't mind.

Then she got down on her knees in front of me and stole my hands. "So you have a sister crush, do you?" she pondered, placing them on her bosoms.

"I guess, yes. Sis, I've never been with a woman."

"Really? So your first-second base experience is happening right at this second?"

I nodded.

"So you have noticed my boobs have gotten bigger and felt you wanted to get me into bed?"

"It's not that simple, but something like that."

"Would you like to kiss me again?"

I nodded and initiated that one. That time, I managed to last for over a minute and felt my sister's butt as well. So, I got to take a tour of her body, so to speak. Considering who she was, she let it happen and didn't have a problem.

As we made out that time, she let her hands go down to my crotch and rubbed it for a moment. Sure enough, she already got a good load building up and she wanted it. Although, she wasn't in a hurry for it, though.

She didn't take out my rod just yet, but kept her hands moving down there slowly. The whole time, I kept kissing her and feeling her butt. I desired to feel all of her, but she let me feel the headline part first, so to speak.

After two minutes, she gently parted her lips. "I must have made quite the impression on you. I don't get it, but I'm no judge. I guess about you watching me, though, that wasn't cool," she made clear, before taking out my cock. "I'll forgive you, though, only because I love you," she muttered, before kissing me. "Now tell me you love me."

"I love you, sis."

"Good," she added, stroking it. "I love you too. You and John are great little brothers, and if you really did just want to use my boobs for cum target practice, you could've told me gently," she added, before taking my hands and setting them on her snatch. "Do you feel that wet pussy? It's your sister's, so you better be good," she warned me, before grabbing my johnson again. "If you're bad, I might slap you."

"Okay, may I kiss you again?"

"You may kiss me all you want," she added, before bringing the head of my wood to her cunt. "I'm only your older sister."

"Will you take my virginity, sis?"

She leaned to me again. "Only if you tell me you love me again."

"I love you, sis."

"I love you too," she said, before grabbing my shorts. "Let's get you naked first, stud."

She stripped me within a minute, and once I was naked, she pulled me up and kissed me yet again. So, she proved she was a loving sister and more. Then she got up on my lap and let me feel her some more.

She pushed her moneymakers on my chest and grabbed my rod once again. Sure enough, she had me right where she wanted me, and thrived on being in charge of me in this way. She was a good, but bossy big sister, so it was no surprise she latched onto this role.

She stoked my member for a moment, but didn't tease me for too long. Without announcing it, she lifted herself and leaned towards me so her pussy was right over my dick. I didn't watch what her hands were doing, but her grinning at me evilly.

Once I felt the head actually at her entrance, I jolted. "Oh, sis, are you, you know, taking that..."

"You mean birth control?"

"Yes, that."

"Yes, I'm on that; I'm in college. Not that I'm a slut, but I plan ahead."

"Okay."

"Don't be so nervous, dude; I'm only your hot sister," she reminded me, before letting the head of my pecker dive in between her lips.

"Oh, sis," I moaned, leaning back.

"You're officially not a virgin anymore, you handsome man," she complimented me, before letting the whole thing in there. "I hope you remember this."

"I will."

She yanked my hands away and watched me react to the pleasure she gave me. She didn't even need to thrust her cunt, just feeling it down there was joy enough. Yet, she wanted to woo me beyond my wildest dreams.

She placed her palms on the back of my neck and stayed close. I held her butt cheeks the best I could, but it was a fool's errand considering how she mindfucked me. I tried to look at her too, but it wasn't gonna happen.

Even if she was on the pill, I didn't just want to shoot my load inside her so easily. I wanted to last for her, but of course, all bets were off. I stayed leaned back on the couch, and she pushed herself on me.

So, I got to feel all of her sexy goodness and more. She kissed me more times then than in the past five years combined, and it seemed there was no end in sight. I could even feel her clutch her buttcheeks a bit to give my cock an even bigger sensation.

"You love your sister like that? Don't worry, I'm not gonna judge, just love you. Go ahead, view my shaking melons, and get mesmerized by them if you wish. I don't mind at all, or if you cum inside me. I'm only your hot sister; so you can trust me, can't you?"

"Yes, sis."

I felt her certainly woo me more than I could ever imagine. I took her invitation to watch her jugs flop somewhat, but she still didn't thrust her cunt too much. She wasn't about to make me bite off more than I could chew.

Nevertheless, it was still a big piece of sisterly pie and so sweet my tongue was tingling, so to speak. After a moment, she even grabbed my hands and set them over on her thighs. So, I held her a bit, but she still had me weakened.

So, it was a fool's errand to hold her tightly, but I was still up for the challenge. Feeling her wet lips on my schlong was life-changing and felt so good that it hurt. Sure enough, I wanted to last forever, but without even trying she was making it impossible to hold out.

I stayed back and felt the sensation coming over me like she was stabbing me with her cunt, but of course, it felt good. I bit down on my bottom lip too, and tried to keep from cutting into my lip. Nevertheless, I knew I'd explode before I could.

Then she yanked me to her and pushed me to her moneymakers. "Yes, get your sister's titties, Markus. Let that tongue out and taste some chocolate incest nipples. I'm sure they taste better than the ones that aren't related to you. I know you've never tasted another set, but I'm sure you'll know the difference once you taste some other ones."

I nodded and slathered her nipples the best I could. I had never done it before, but she gave me a passion to move mountains if need be. I felt the thrills surging throughout my body, and with her caressing my head, I was set.

I went back and forth between her jugs and even motorboated them somewhat too. She giggled and watched me the whole time too. From what I saw and heard; she was having a good time and loved being in control.

She didn't say anything, but still shouted so many things with her eyes. She gave me intimacy that I couldn't imagine getting from anyone else. All the while, she still kept her torso moving somewhat and made my cock keep feeling the pleasure.

After a few more minutes, I felt to be in agony, but of pure joy. My load was becoming too much, and she knew it. So, she calmly pushed my face off her tits and kissed me. It lasted for over a minute, and all the while, I felt the will to just release it come upon me.

"Oh, just cum inside me, little brother; I think you'll like it," she moaned, parting her lips.

I couldn't deny her that and kept my face within sniffing distance as I unloaded directly into her slit. I couldn't be sure just how much seed erupted, but it was a lot. With each shot, I jolted somewhat and made her feel the joy with me.

We had to kiss each other from time to time too, but it was mostly about it being reactions to me exploding so much. Even a minute after I couldn't let out another drop; just stayed on top of me. I didn't know what to make of that, but I needed to regain myself.

She pushed me back and eventually got off me. I saw her stand in front of me and spread out her twat lips. I saw my seed drop out, and I felt turned on and repulsed at the same time. She smiled at me, so she must have liked it.

Then she suddenly got down on her knees in front of me and took my rod in her hands. "So, did you like that?"

"Yes, I loved it."

"Well, have you ever thought about getting your dick sucked before, dude?" she asked, rubbing the head on her cheek.

"Yes, but not by you. Not that I hate the idea now."

"Good answer, but please, don't cum in my mouth, though. It's not as sexy in my mouth."

I nodded and watched her stroke my rod for another minute. I felt the gratification again, but she certainly had me anxious. She failed to say a word, but did give me a grin. After that, she opened her mouth and let my rod dive into her mouth.

"Holy shit, Abby, I fucking love you so much," I moaned, covering my face.

She giggled, but didn't release my johnson. She allowed those supple lips to thrust on my cock, and it made it harder than ever. I thought it being in her cunt was amazing, but with it in her mouth, it was just beyond wonderful.

I kept my face covered for over three minutes, and she kept her lips working their magic. I knew if I looked at her, I'd have to shoot again, even just after shooting before. So, I kept my face covered, but of course, she wanted some intimacy.

So, she yanked my hands down and raised her eyebrows. I swallowed and tried to contain myself the best I could. On the other hand, she knew how I was feeling, but pushed anyway. She sucked the life out of my cock and made it feel much better than I could ever imagine.

The physical thrills clashed with the mental ones, and she knew it. I wanted to feel her head to give her even more emotional appreciation, but it wasn't gonna happen. She knew that too, but didn't give me a shit for it.

Her hands stayed down at the base of my pecker and looked at me the most she could. She was out to kill me it seemed when she began pushing her lips down further and further down my schlong. So, I felt it even getting a little longer and even thicker.

So, I had to commend her for that, but I still found myself partially paralyzed. She performed such a thrilling action that I was defenseless against her. I already knew I was before my johnson went into that hole, but she practically shoved that notion down my throat.

Although, after a couple of glorious minutes, she lifted her mouth. "So, are you enjoying yourself, Markus?"

I took a deep breath. "Yes, Abby."

"Good," she added, rubbing the head on her nipple. "I don't know what went through your head to like watching me in the shower, but again, I'm no judge. You may think I'm a goddess, but I'm not perfect. Far from it, in fact, but I still love you and John."

I nodded and tensed up my body the best I could. I thought she'd let my member back into her mouth, but she pulled me to her. Even though she just had my dick in her mouth, I couldn't help, but let her kiss me like she was in love with me.

She placed her palms on my neck, and I felt her boobs both on my hands and chest. Sure enough, she still wanted to give me that oral pleasure, so she parted her lips and got back down on her knees again.

She took it in her hands and stroked it for a few seconds. "So, when someone brags about their sister, you're gonna call bullshit, right?"

"Yes, of course."

"Aren't you a sweetie?" she asked, before taking it back into her mouth.

"I'm whatever you want me to be, sis," I moaned, feeling her head. "I fucking swear, you are a total goddess, and maybe even something bigger. Damn, I want to give you as much seed as you desire and more. I want you to be as happy as Kim Kardashian, but without all the fake bullshit she likes to 'show' on TV."

Her eyebrows rose, and she released my pecker. "Hey, you better not start talking shit about her or any of the Kardashians, got it?"

"You're joking, right?"

She shook her head no.

"Okay, I'm sorry," I apologized, breaking eye contact.

"Hey, don't roll your eyes, you love me more than you should, and I love them more than I should, fair enough?"

"Yes, I guess."

She leaned to me to kiss me again and went back to my cock.

"Don't bite it off."

"How petty do you think I am?"

"I don't know, I'm sorry," I muttered, shaking.

"Don't let that happen again," she warned me, before taking my schlong back into her mouth.

I stayed upright because I felt I owed that to her. She sucked it ever so slowly and made me want to cum as hard as possible, but she also warned me not to shoot in her mouth. So, I felt to be in quite a conundrum.

Nevertheless, I was still up for the challenge. She gave me lusty eyes and didn't say a word. So, I knew all was forgiven, but discovered not to bust on the Kardashians. I kept my words to myself, but eye contact was at an all-time high.

I never looked at her so much before in my life, and she thrived on that. I found her to be the sexiest woman in the world and more, and with her being my sister, she easily made it sweeter. So, I was on board with anything and everything.

Just to show her the love, I pulled her up with me. "I love you," I muttered, before kissing her.

"I know that," she whined, stroking my rod. "I love you too."

I felt her boobs with my hands and kissed her again. "Holy shit, if I could marry you, I'd propose."

"Maybe in a hundred years, it'll be legal," she theorized, before going down to my johnson.

She sucked on it again, but that time, I lied back and took the gratification again. She kept her palms down at the bass and pressured my rod like she was biting it off, but without her teeth.

"Holy shit, Abby, I love you, I love you, and I love you some more. Damn, you have some smooth lips too. Both sets are like that, and I love them both."'

She giggled somewhat, but didn't stop. Once again, I knew it was just a matter of time before I needed to pop again, but I wanted to last for her. Even if it was my first time, I set my sights high and opted to please her as much as I could.

Sure enough, she knew what I was going through again, but still didn't stop. She wanted to dare me to cum in her mouth it seemed. So, it was a battle of wills or something like that, but it still wasn't a contest.

I wasn't about to stop her just keep from filling up her mouth. Her shit-eating grin also gave her away, so it was on indeed. Sure enough, she still couldn't bite my head off too much if I did, but after her 'Kashian' whine, I wanted to stay on my toes.

Although, she kept me guessing when she released my pecker again. "Dare I ask, are you gonna find someone you're not related to, Markus? I'd like to have a sister-in-law, you know?"

"What about John?"

"Yes, one from him too," she made clear, sticking my dick in between her boobs. "I expect both of you to find someone you want to marry and eventually make me an aunt too. I'm not giving you a timeframe, but at some point."

"I understand."

"Good, because if I did this without getting something good out of it, that would piss me off."

"Okay, I'm forewarned."

She leaned to me to kiss me again and she pressured my rod a little bit more. I felt the jolts again coming upon me, and even though my cock wasn't in her mouth, her boobs proved to be a wonderful sub.

I wanted to say so many things to her, but she had me paralyzed again, so to speak. She had me on the ropes and I was hanging on for dear life. I wasn't even sure what she meant by me pissing her off if I didn't meet someone in due time, but I was ready to meet someone tomorrow if need be.

She smiled at me so much, she must have thought I was Regis Philbin, and she just won a million bucks. It was all new to us, but she still found herself cherishing the results. I wanted to last for her before,e but it nearly seemed like I'd be pissing her off if I came too soon.

"Are you gonna cum for your sister, Markus? Are you gonna give her that white stuff all over her black boobs?"

"Yes, I'll drench you, Abby; I'll drown us both if you want."

"If you say so; now give it to me, stud; I can see you losing it. So, let your seed loose; I won't judge you for not lasting too long."

"Okay, sis," I moaned, letting myself go, so to speak.

From one second to the next, I unleashed my mighty load all over her rack. I didn't touch my rod at all and let her disperse it however she wanted it. I felt five good shots fire out, and each one still felt to be awesome.

Even after I was done, I made sure to keep eye contact with her. She smirked at me again and didn't touch her boobs yet. However, she couldn't the urge forever, so after a moment, she examined her jugs and found out just how much seed I gave her.

"Wow, I knew you loved me, but shit, you must really have a thing for me."

"You could say that."

She leaned up to kiss me again and then she sat next to me. "You know, sex can be wonderful, but only if you have it with the right woman, or man if you like for that matter," she mentioned, before setting my hand on her cunt. "So, I must ask, you thought mom was a pretty lady. If you ever saw her naked, would you feel the same way?"

"I have no idea."

"So, are you gonna find another woman to suck your dick and give your cum to her? I'm tired of being the only female in the family, so it's time for you and John to give me sisters-in-law, got it?"

"Yes."

"I don't mean go get a woman pregnant and marry her out of wedlock, but make sure you have the ball rolling. If you do, and you do want to have sex with me again, I can make that happen."

"Um, I'd be cheating, but okay."

"We better get dressed before John comes back."